MY MAMA SAID I WRITE TOO GOOD. SHE SAY I TOO SMART FOR PEOPLE. I NEED TO NOT BE SMART NO MORE. EVERYBODY NO GOT COLLEGE DEGREE SO I DON’T TALK GOOD TO THEM. MY NAME A.J. AND I LIKE RAP SONGS AND FALCONS THROWING BALL BUT THEY LOSING. LAWD IT LOOK LIKE I SHOUTING AT EVERYBODY. that better? no more shouting. i want to talk about new eminem cd. Its good. he rhyme words so good. i want to describe how good cd is but i no be over heads. cd good.

marshall say words i no be able to say to y’all. mother say you too stoopid to understand. me disagree but me don’t know better. i just say words good and you no understand says her. she say relate and dumb down. i relate and dumb down. me no yell because big words too much for you. i think you smart but mom say you not. so me want to relate to you so me say words stoopid. me used to want to be smart and clever…no…no clever. me used to be tricky with words. that stoopid mom? me dumb down for the dumb people. me personally think you smart but mom say you not. mom say be stoopid so me be stoopid. me like marshall cd. cd good. you should listen cd. cd good like kendrick and nas.

A.J. Armstrong is smart. A.J. Armstrong tries to write smart things for people he knows are smart enough to understand it all. He is also the creator of The Fly Hobo and His World of Oddities; a site that isn’t afraid to be smart. Thanks, mom.